How to become a Rabbi?

There is an ehow for almost anything so why should I be surprised they put "becoming a Rabbi" into 9 simple steps?

Anyway, I was surprised to see that one of the Rabbis at my daughter's school is a female and I just thought to look that up:  http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/Judaism/femalerabbi.html this was an interesting article.  I like how Rabbi really just means teacher.  They state that the mastery of text is really what being a Rabbi signifies and not necessarily, administrator of sacramental functions.
What a nice thing to be!